I smell like a pig!

I forgot to say, the kids think I speak English funny, which made me laugh because they speak English funny...but their English teacher is Spanish so I guess they are right, I do sound funny.

On Friday after school we went out to eat and then Marta (the English teacher in Cantimpalos) and I went to a pig farm, where I saw baby pigs be born and the BIGGEST pigs I have ever seen in my life!!!! I got to hold baby pigs and Maria (Marta's 2 and a half year old daughter) kept trying to take them from me and kept saying in Spanish I want one I want one... After the pig farm we went to a Jamon factory, where Marta's husband works (it's the family business), when we got there they immediately told us that we smell like a pig. I got to tour the jamon factory and see more jamon than I would ever like to see... it freaks me out that they still have the feet!

After I got back from the outtings on Friday my family and I went for a walk... Angela (my Spain sister) was telling me about her dads work and she said "My dad is a drunk driver in Portugal with ham in his trunk." so I am picturing her dad driving around drunk..and so I say Por que? and she says it is his job... so now I am picturing him getting paid to drink and drive... so I say "mucho cerveza?" and Angela and my Spanish mom both laugh and then I figure out she is trying to say "my dad is a truck driver going to Portugal to deliver ham...